Amerikin Edukayshun Sistim in Trubble

Apr. 8 - The Nashunal Asessmint of Educayshunul Progress anounst this week that more than 2 thurdz of Amerikin forth graderz reed below the levil thare supost 2. The anownsmint came with Fridayz releese of the US Edukayshun Departmints so-kald "reeding report kard." People wuz reel upset abowt the resultz wich they say meen that Amerikaz hole edukayshun sistim is in trubble.

I 4 1 m tired of heering about literussy problems in this kuntry and urj all my reederz 2 joyn me by riting to thare congrisspurson and saying "enuff alreddy!"

Rite 2day!

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