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CHAPTER SEVEN:
A VERY ABRUPT CHAPTER
| The bull continued to snort off in the fog, and the
other cows had closed in around me. I was trapped, and Margaret knew it. She
was standing directly in front of me, blowing hot awful cow breath up in my face. "Think it was a coincidence that you ran off the road straight into Deirdre?" She asked. "I don't know," I said, stalling for time. What did she want me to say? What was she trying to get out of me? She was laying a trap, I was sure, but I didn't know what kind of a trap. Or maybe she was just one of those villains that gives a long monologue before they kill you so that you have time to wriggle out of your handcuffs, rescue the beautiful girl, and blow up the whole island... except I wasn't in handcuffs, there was no beautiful girl, and we weren't on an island. I decided to play it straight. "What do you want me to say?" I asked. "I'll tell you whatever you want to know." Margaret's expression lightened; all malice vanished. I looked around, and all the other cows were smiling, nodding, murmuring in kindly tones. Margaret called off into the fog: "You can quit snorting, Eleanor." A plump old heifer ambled out of the fog from where I thought I'd heard the bull snorting. ("If you think my bull is good, you ought to hear my Mae West," she said.) I was stupefied. "You're obviously stupefied," Margaret said. "Why don't you take a few deep breaths, and I'll explain everything... including the third insight!" "I already know the Third Insight," I said. "I need the Fourth." "Whatever," she said. "Just catch your breath, bright boy." So I did.
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