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Everyone else's opinion will be ignored.
(Unless your opinion sucks.)

 

My favorite thing about the overall website is:

The Moron's Almanac
The True Life Moron Tales
The Moronic Astrology
The Moronic Answer Forum
The Moronic Satisfaction Survey		 The History of Moronism
 The Multimedia Stuff
 The Fathomless Diaries
 The Message Board
 The Moron Test

My favorite thing about The Moron's Almanac is:

Nifty weekly delivery via email
Valuable educational supplement
The weird links
The cool images
 The pretty women in bikinis
The sheer stupidity
The feature article		 "This Week in History"
"The Word of the Week"
 "The Weather Almanac"
 "The Disclaimer"
 Birthdays
 The whole damn mess
 I hate The Moron's Almanac

Here's what I'd change about the website:

Here's what I hope you never change about the website:

I am:

Male
Female
 One of those		 25 or under
25 - 45
 Neither of those		 Sober
Drunk
 Huh?

Do you currently subscribe to the Almanac?

Yes    No    I keep forgetting, but I will

Please check all that apply:

Please keep JustMorons.com a mostly advertising free zone.
 It's all good, keep it up.
 It all sucks, change everything.
 (I checked the above, but I'm just kidding.)
 I think the Moron's Almanac is too long.
 I think the Moron's Almanac is too short.
 I once dated Ricardo Montalban.
 I can wiggle both my ears at once.
 The design and layout are good.
 The design and layout are awful.
 What are you, color blind?
 Pouvez-vous ecrivez en francais quelques fois?
 I'm a licensed pharmacist and I think I can help.
 My life was steeped in meaninglessness until I discovered JustMorons.com.

Any other comments?

You can publish my comments at will.