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"I have had my pants pulled down in front of around 80 kids, 10 adults, and 2 priests."

"I fell at the homcoming dance and everybody could see up my dress when I fell."

"Wore my mother's underwear, which fell down in a public place."

"I took a girl skiing on our first date. After taking her home, I discovered my fly had been open the entire afternoon! Oddly enough, I never heard from her again."

"I went dancing at a club in a strapless dress. Need I say more?"

"One night I got incredibly drunk, so I stripped naked. I then made myself a dress out of Post-It notes (you know those sticky little note pad things), and allowed my friends to write messages all over me."

"I was sleepwalking around campus durring a late night party... completely naked."

"I stuffed my bra with cotton... so when I went on a roller coaster my shirt flew up and all the cotton blew out."

"While getting ready for a football game in junior high, I had to use the restroom (#1). All of my pads were on. Just as I started to relieve myself, I heard the coach tell everyone to walk over to the high school football field. All I could hear was the sound of cleats on rocks, moving further away. I squeezed as hard and fast as I could, to finish. Finally, when I was done, I ran out of the bathroom, with my pants and jock still down. By the time I got to the field, which was about 200 yards away, I had just pulled up my pants and tied them up. I was out of breath, red-faced, and embarrassed. Not to mention, there were about thirty people who saw me during the run. I wonder if they saw my wanker?"

"Once when I was in Walmart, I stepped right out of my slip, right in front of God and everybody."

"It was my wedding day, and my hubbie-to-be and me were standing in the registry office with our backs to our guests and all was going well... until it was all over and someone told me my dress had been stuck up my arse the whole time."

"I took my shirt off in a game of truth or dare... and no bra! Whoops!"

"When I first met my boyfriend, he asked me if I would come and meet his parents. This was a pretty big thing because I'd never got to the 'meet the folks' stage of a relationship before, so I was really thrilled. He neglected to mention that his parents have a dog, an elderly Jack Russell, and I'm none too keen on dogs. Now, I know this sounds like a really corny comedy routine but I swear it really happened... As introductions were made, the dog decided it liked me, or rather, it liked my right leg, so as I stood there, shaking hands with his mum, the dog vigorously humped my ankle. Naturally, I was embarrassed. So embarrassed that I apologised to... the dog?!"

"While on an overseas trip went to the airport to catch my next international flight then realized I had a joint in my pocket that a friend had given to me a week earlier. I'd completely forgotten and was about to get on an international flight. I was sure I'd get caught either there or when I landed. Then I got paranoid about throwing it out because I thought security would see me. So instead I went outside and smoked it! Right in front of the terminal building! If that wasn't bad enough I then had to go through security. Made it through okay. Went into the bathroom at the gate thinking I was really smart. Came out and walked around for an hour, stoned and smiling at everyone because I thought I'd gotten away with it and besides everyone seemed really friendly. Felt very sexy smiling back at all the smiling attentive guys. Just as the boarding announcement came on I went back into the washroom and realized my fly was down and my shirt was poking out through it! I had to laugh."

"Once I was walking along with my tuba. The bell of the tuba hit the edge of a door, causing the mouthpiece to fall onto the floor. When I reached to pick up the mouthpiece, the button on my slacks caught on the door and ripped off. At that point I laughed."

"I once went to work without my clothes."

"I walked three blocks down 42nd Street in New York City with my skirt caught in my shoulder bag. I also once fastened a drinking glass to my face by sucking all the air out of it and wound up with a hickey on my chin that lasted a week."

"I used to forget to 'zip' up; now that I'm chronologically challenged I forget to 'zip' down."

"Once when I went on the Viper ride at Magic Mountain, I wore jeans and my swimsuit top. When we got off, every one was looking at me all weird and I was trying to figure out why when I suddenly looked down and saw that my swimsuit had fallen off during the ride! Even worse, I couldn't find it so I had to use my brother's shirt. I was totally mortified!"

"I grabbed my jeans out of the dryer without noticing the underwear caught in the leg... wore them to school and they fell out in front of everyone."

"I have accidentally forgotten to change and gone to school in my pajamas..."

"Flashed my nipple at school (I'm a boy) and got written up for the stupid thing."

"Forgot to tuck in my shirt while doing a handstand in front of the whole school."

"Chased paperboy whilst stark bollock naked, thinking he was a burglar one Christmas."

"I'm 13 and my mom won't let me baby-sit, so last year on the Fourth of July I went with the baby-sitter to a bazarre or something at the park, and she bought a little air-hockey table thing. I offered to carry it. My shorts were two sizes too big at the time, so I held the table with one hand and kept pulling my shorts up with the other. Then we decided to head home, and I decided I wanted ice-cream so we got some. That left me with no hands. (She was pushing the stroller, so I wasn't going to let her hold the table.) I almost made it home. I got to the driveway and my shorts fell to my ankles. I threw the ice-cream cone on the ground and pulled them up as fast as I could. I looked around and luckily she was the only one that saw me. I was so embarrassed."

"I staggered down to the beach on a Greek holiday one morning, complete with hangover, lay down to bask in the rays and realised I was wearing my underpants, not my swimming shorts. Hasty retreat was required. No-one noticed?!"

"My friend did this: While on vacation, driving a large motor home, her husband went into the back for a nap (he often sleeps in the buff). She stopped to check the tires, thinking one was going flat, and when she did he opened the back door to see what was going on. He just missed seeing her walking back around the other side of the camper. She started up the motor home and drove away--he was thrown from the moving vehicle and she didn't notice until she stopped about 30 miles away at a gas station to have the tires checked again... At that point she noticed he wasn't in the vehicle and drove back 30 miles to pick up her naked husband cowering in the ditch by the side of the highway. Amazingly enough they are still married--35 years later."

"I was so happy, my very first attempt waterskiing out on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay, I made it up and was having a good ride. Everyone was waving, smiling, and laughing, too. I looked down: the force of the water had knocked the bottom of my bikini swimsuit down to my ankles!"

"On day we were runing in Cross Country, and I left my shorts at home. I had to run in a pair of black tights only."

"I accidentally grabbed a girl's boobs in the drive-thru instead of the bag of food sitting in the window."

"I fell down three flights of stairs after catching a backpack in mid-air, then stood up without realizing my skirt had been pulled off my body. I went to second hour with no skirt."

"I flashed the school principal, but not on purpose. (He didn't care why when he called my parents.)"

"I was dancing with a really hot girl and realized my fly was down."

"I have closed my purse with the hem of my skirt caught in it and proudly walked the streets of Cleveland, Ohio with my dress hiked up to waist level. And I thought people were staring 'cuz I was the hottest buckeye around."

"I have taught my English class with my fly open."

"I once painted my bathroom door, then a few hours later I decided to take a shower. Upon getting out of my shower I realized that I had closed the bathroom door (lord only knows why since I lived alone at the time) and had also removed the doorknob to do a good paint job. This was one of the old fashioned doorknobs with the square rod that fits thru the square hole. Of course I had left the knob in the kitchen. So I was left there naked and trying to plan my escape from this second-story apartment bathroom. After about ten minutes of contemplation I used the square handle of a Reach toothbrush to open the door."

"It was my graduation. I decided to go to ladies room before going up on stage to receive my dipoma. Afterwards, as I went up to the stage I saw my English teacher running toward me. I turned my back to the audience. She rushed behind me and pulled down my skirt, which was stuck in my delicates."

"I was taking a shower late one night in a public beach bathhouse when three teenage girls came into the wrong section. I turned toward them to tell them they were on the wrong side."

"I've accidentally pulled down my friend's pants at a volleyball game."

"I was about to take a shower when the phone rang. I was already getting in and naked so I hopped out to answer the phone. No one was home, so I just walked out of the bathroom not wearing anything. I was into this conversation with a guy friend when five of my friends (three girls, and two guys) came walking into my room on me. It turns out that I had accidentally forgotten to close the garage for the first time in my life."

"I went swimming in my undies, which turned into skinny dipping, and lost my bra in the water. "

"We were staying at a Hotel someplace in Florida. I had just gotten out of the shower, and I went to look out the picture window to the parking lot, and somewhere along the way I must have dropped my towel and didn't notice it. After I’d looked out the window for about two minutes, I happened to look down and saw that I had nothing covered."

"I go to a very small school and the bathroom is coed, and right off of the classroom. I [female] went to the bathroom one day and as I was leaving I realized that a guy had come in and was at the urinal. For a second I debated whether to go back in the stall or not. Instead, I barreled out of the stall and then stupidly stopped to wash my hands. Force of habit, I guess. The guy apologized and I apologized. When I walked out of the bathroom, the whole classroom started laughing."

"I came home to find a letter from my husband saying to get something from the fridge to drink and go to the living room. I did so, I figured that I'd slip into something more comfortrable. When I got to the living room half naked I found thatmy husband was having a surprise party for me. My parents were there!"

"Once I was camping and I went to go have a shower. So I walked to the washrooms and proceeded to have a shower. Only when I looked under the wall of my stall I recognized my girlfried's shoes next to mine. I suddenly realized that I was in the woman's washroom and not the men's."

"I went to school one day without knowing that there was a huge hole in the butt of my pants. People were laughing at me all day and I didn't know why."

"Once I was to go to a lake party with some friends. We had been out quite late the night before and when my best friend's girlfriend came to the door the next morning to get me, I grabbed my shoes and answered the door. She just stood there for a minute and said 'Aren't you forgetting something?' I replied, 'No we'll get beer at the store.' She said, 'How about some pants?' I looked down and realized that I had forgotten to put on any sort of lower body covering. No pants, no underwear, not even a burlap bag or a few conveniently placed donuts."

"One day, when I was in Oklahoma, the play, I pulled on my petticoat and forgot to button it.
I stood up on stage and it fell off, and I just started to cry. Everyone was screaming at what a moron I was because I forgot to button it and because I was crying. Even the teachers were laughing!"

"I went to school in my boxers not knowing it."

"I used the bathroom and forgot to pull my pants up before I came out...."

"As a cheerleader, I walked into the visiting team's locker-room and yelled 'Surprise!' thinking that nobody was in there. Yikes!"

"I have gone to a swimming pool, forgotten that I didn't have a suit on, and taken my clothes off."

"It was picture day in school. I had the cutest little dress. I went to restroom break to fix my hair and everything, then I went to use the bathroom. When I returned to the class a stuck-up snob asked me to turn around and I said 'why?' She said 'Just turn around!' I turned around... and she pulled my dress down. I felt humiliated: the whole class including my crush had seen my underwear and pantyhose!"

"I forgot to respond to my alarm clock one morning, and my 'more than generous' aunt woke me up. She found me sprawled out on my bed with a full blown erection."

"Once I walked into the men's room and I didn't notice until I got to the stall and saw the toilet, even though I'd seen all the men in there, and had heard them telling me I was in the wrong restroom."

"While living at my aunt and uncle's house, walked in late one night and greeted my uncle without realizing I had my shirt on inside out and backwards. Also, once went out and realized I had a sock bunched up in the leg of my jeans."

"I walked out of my house without any pants on."

"I walked into a womens restroom marked Ladies. I was in a bar and thought they were kidding."

"I once walked down Michigan Avenue (Chicago) with my skirt bunched up around my waist."

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